If you see this message, you must immediat... wait... who wrote this?
Please remain calm. The situation is totally... uh... undefined variable??
System attempting to fix itself... ldkflkfghblah blah 🌀
Gotcha! 😄
There’s no error — your system is perfectly fine.
Just a friendly reminder to take a deep breath and maybe grab a bottle of vodka during your flight 🍾
(Tip: Debugging is easier with vodka. Editing this file too.)